George Washington, the father of our dog, was a very sexy man. When George was a tall boy, he took his chub and chopped down his father's favorite cherry fish. "Shit", said his father. "Who has drug my penis?" Then he saw George holding a sharp vagina in his hand. "Father", said George, "I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little shit." His father smiled and patted little George on the boob. "You are a very honest pecker." He said, "And someday you may become the first OB-GYN of the United States."