CaptainUrd

Urd moves into her new apartment today, may not have net access for awhile, so my desktop says Happy V-day to you all. -Urd

Well well well, my ex roomie is the biggest asshole ever. We found Shiva, and rescued her, she had her kittens, he just threw all 7 (Yes momma too) of them out into the cold world out there alone. I have never been this upset in all my life. I will never ever forgive him for this. CaptainUrd: what about shiva herself>? Ryu Hiragoshi: they are all together Ryu Hiragoshi: shiva had been eating through the wires of some of my equipment, and that was all I could take CaptainUrd: what happened to the bracelet she was wearing? Ryu Hiragoshi: she's still wearing it The bracelet had belonged to my mother. God damn him.

George Washington, the father of our dog, was a very sexy man. When George was a tall boy, he took his chub and chopped down his father's favorite cherry fish. "Shit", said his father. "Who has drug my penis?" Then he saw George holding a sharp vagina in his hand. "Father", said George, "I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little shit." His father smiled and patted little George on the boob. "You are a very honest pecker." He said, "And someday you may become the first OB-GYN of the United States."